War on (Islamic) Terrorism: Two NY State Views

New York City Trendy Gotta get gas mask and cipro. I'm scared of high rises. All these weapons are scary, we need more arms and gun control. Do any of those Muslims walking around here have a bomb strapped to them? Shit, can't park anywhere near anything important I hope they don't attack us again! Bush and Sharon are just as bad and the Christians should quit egging on the Muslims, you gotta respect other cultures.

Adirondacks Shit, when are those fairies going to shut up so we can blast those towel heads and get our boys back quick. Gotta get more ammo and some tnt. They attack us with airplanes and human bombs and those liberals are crying about handgun control, get a grip! I hope they come up here, the hunting seasons are closed and I want to try the new Mini-30 I got for Xmas. Shit, in Albany they got all the good parking blocked off by the capital. After we finish off Iraq, its (Saudi Arabia, North Korea, France) next, we're on a roll! Personally I don't care if they worship Satan himself, but those towel heads better learn to respect other cultures, like ours!